I despise April Fools, but I will admit that a surprising number of chuckles (and groans) were had over the fake WoW patch notes posted on Tuesday. Some of the highlights:

• Dogecoin is now accepted as a form of payment, but no one really knows how it works.
• [Hunter]: For safety, all Hunters must now wear bright orange vests at all times.
• [Monk]: Blackout Kick now causes the victim to wake up the next day and question their life choices.
• [Paladin]: New Ability: Renounce. When cast, Renounce permanently changes the Paladin into a Warrior.
• [Shaman]: Rockbiter Totem now transforms the Shaman into a large stone elemental that cannot save their friends, despite having such big, strong hands.
• [Warlock]: All spells and abilities have been significantly revamped. Again. You’ll figure it out.
• [Warlock]: Warlocks are now overpowered. This will be addressed in a future expansion.
• [Warrior]: Warriors have been nerfed because reasons.
• [Raids, Dungeons, Scenarios]: Due to recent acquisitions, The Oculus is temporarily inaccessible.

You should probably just give the whole thing a once-over. The Warrior one concerning Charge in particular was extra amusing if you have been following patch notes for the last, oh, several years.

I’m pretty far removed from the game at this point, but I’ll also admit that my eye started twitching a bit at the female draenei joke revamp.

Wut

“What have they done… oh, right. Ha. Ha.” Some might say that it was too obvious, but after seeing what Michael Bay is doing in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, I don’t know what to believe anymore. I mean, have you seen this:

I need an adult.

While pretty much everyone else have been riding the nostalgia train with reboots this past decade, TMNT is pretty much my only non-Toonami stop. Well, them and ExoSquad. And maybe Gargoyles.