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[GGM] Nintendon’t Remember Much

After my first encounter with Super Mario Bros, there is a videogame gap. I went from that formative gaming memory to the next gaming memory being “having a lot of Nintendo games.” Were they bought for me? Were they someone else’s? Who owned the Nintendo? It’s a mystery, lost to the ages1.

From this time period, I remember the following:

Top Gun: the Second Mission – Until literally right now, I had not realized that we had the Top Gun sequel and not the original. When looking for a video of the gameplay, I was like “Where is the tree level? There was definitely a tree level.” Anyway, this game was my father’s favorite, primarily because Top Gun was (and probably still is) his favorite movie. It was fun enough for the time period, but none of us ever got past the tree level, so we just played the opening mission a bunch of times.

Super Mario Bros 3 – I ended up playing a lot of SMB3 in this time period, easily 5x as much as any other NES game. I only skimmed a bit of the playthrough video I linked, but I was immediately reminded how much additional depth (and difficulty!) was added to the overall formula over the original. I also very much liked how you had a limited ability to choose the next level you played, rather than being forced into the next one immediately. Also, proper boss fights were memorable.

Zelda II: The Adventures of Link – My first Zelda game… and what a nightmare for young kids to play. Did anyone legitimately beat this without a guide? Much like with Top Gun, I started this game a bunch of times but never really got very far. Or maybe I did, but later? My strongest memories were the fact that the cartridge itself was golden, leaving the main road was scary, and I never got past Mirror Link.

Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse – Funny story with this one. It was around Christmas time, and I remember my parents asking me what game Santa should buy. They had also told me that Santa knows when you have been naughty or nice… even when no one is looking. I was getting older, and this struck me as suspicious. Why would they need to know what Santa should bring me, if the old man had around-the-clock surveillance? So, I hemmed and hawed with my parents all through December, while voicing aloud the game I wanted while alone in my room. The result was Castlevania 3.

It was not the game I had wanted. And so I learned two important lessons that day.

Blaster Master – When I think about my overall favorite game from the NES era, it would be Blaster Master. This is another one of those “start a hundred times, never finish” games, but it is also one that somehow feels way more advanced than its peers. It has side-scrolling action platforming with a tank car that jumps (!!), features progressive movement unlocks that allow you to find more secrets as you backtrack, and has an entirely separate 3/4 perspective dungeon aspect when you leave the vehicle?! Also, while Duck Tales gets a lot of praise for its soundtrack, Blaster Master is on the same tier, IMO.

1 My mother was not in the position to be buying games at the time, so I assume my father bought them. At the same time, it would have been very uncharacteristic for him to do so, especially as evident later in the 16-bit era (foreshadowing!). So, it is possible that they belonged to someone one of them were dating, or maybe someone staying with us, who eventually let me have possession of them later on.

Smart Move, Nintendo

Have you seen this adorable thing?

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Of course you have.

Whoever walked into that Nintendo exec meeting with that in their pocket better have gotten a raise.

I’m not going to go over the details of what games it includes and all that – once again, there are a million different blog posts about it – but I did want to briefly comment on my reaction to it. Namely, it’s brilliant. And what is especially brilliant about it is the fact that it costs $60.

See, you can get a Raspberry Pi 3 for $30-$35 and potentially create your own emulator that plays all the games. But between the Pi 3 itself, some kind of enclosure for it, the microSD card, the controller, and all the steps necessary for piracy… well, let’s just say there is a point at which it’s better to just go legit. And, shit, how much would people pay for a tiny nonfunctional NES on their shelf in the first place? The fact that it plays actual games is probably a bonus.

We’ll see this holiday season whether or not the internet hype over the device translates into actual dollars. I hope it does… because I’m hoping for a SNES version later. Can you imagine? Super Metroid, FF6, Chrono Trigger, A Link to the Past, Secret of Mana, Mario Kart, and so on.

Then it will be on like Donkey Kong (Country).

The List

Just for fun, the following is the list of old games/systems/etc that I’m selling to that website:

NES

  • Nintendo console w/ cords
  • Nintendo console without cords (may not work)
  • Two Original controllers
  • Nintendo Advantage controller (arcade-style gamepad)
  • Blaster Master
  • Metal Gear
  • Battle Chess
  • Super Mario Bros
  • Super Mario Bros 2
  • Super Mario Bros 3 (two copies)
  • Dr Mario
  • Metroid (+instructions)
  • Mega Man 3
  • Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse
  • Top Gun
  • Duck Tales

SNES

  • Super Nintendo console w/ cords
  • Original controller
  • 3rd party controller (unknown brand, has turbo and slow buttons)
  • Mouse and Mouse pad (two mouse pads) for Mario Paint
  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (+box plus instructions)
  • Chrono Trigger (+box plus instructions)
  • Illusion of Gaia (+box plus instructions)
  • Populous (+box plus instructions)
  • The Chessmaster
  • Secret of Mana
  • Sim City (+box plus instructions)
  • Super Metroid (+box plus instructions)
  • TMNT Tournament Fighters (+instructions)
  • Star Fox (+instructions)
  • Mario Paint (+instructions)
  • The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (+instructions)
  • Super Mario All-Stars
  • Final Fantasy 3

Sega Genesis

  • Beavis & Butthead (+box plus instructions)
  • Jurassic Park (+box plus instructions)
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (+box)
  • Streets of Rage 2 (+box)
  • Madden ’94 (+box)

N64

  • Nintendo 64 console w/ cords and box
  • Two Original controllers

Special Note

I seem to have misplaced all my N64 games, but I still have boxes/instructions for:

  • The Legend of Zelda: Orcarina of Time Collector’s edition box + instructions
  • Perfect Dark box + instructions
  • Conker’s Bad Fur Day box + instructions
  • Turok 2: Seeds of Evil box + instructions
  • Golden Eye: 007 box + instructions
  • Star Fox 64 box + instructions

Instruction Manuals

Similar to the N64 situation, I have loose sets of instructional manuals for the following games:

  • Battletoads (NES)
  • Super Mario 64 (N64)
  • Wave Race 64 (N64)

Gamecube

  • Gamecube console w/ cords
  • Four Original controllers (silver, purple, black x2)
  • Resident Evil Zero (+case and instructions)
  • Super Smash Bros Melee (+case and instructions)
  • Tales of Symphonia (+case and instructions)

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The whole collection above is being bought for $375. I did do some research beforehand, and realize that a lot of those SNES games could fetch ~$50 by themselves. Indeed, Conker’s Bad Fur Day for N64 could have sold for $45 to the same website – it is supposedly a very Rare game (get it, get it… oh nevermind). Regardless, I feel pretty comfortable with $375 if only because it saves me the trouble of having to micromanage dozens of individual eBay auctions.

Finally, for the record, I had more games for these systems than listed above; I just had a tendency to sell them back to the used game place for store credit.

I am not entirely sure I will ever sell my Playstation collection though. Final Fantasy Tactics, FF7, Xenogears, Tenchu 1 & 2, Chrono Cross, Silent Hill… sigh. Soon it will be 15 years since any of these cases were opened, but I suppose there are lines even I won’t yet cross. Then again, none of those games are backwards compatible with the PS3, so once my PS2 shuts down for good… damn.